Coconut Kelz'S Guide To Surviving This Shithole (Tlhabi, Lesego)
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Coconut Kelz's Guide to Surviving This Shithole
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Condition & Size
š Condition: Score 6.5/10 Good-Very Good
Observations: None
š Size: Format B (Medium Format 129x178mm/135x216mm) Paperback
Summary
When she was last spotted on the crossroads of Swart and Gevaar Roads, Coconut Kelz was drinking Woolies water and spreading her ātruth bombsā about the state of the nation, why corruption is okay when white people do it and why black people donāt win in lifeā¦
Coconut Kelz (āKelello, but call me Kelz!ā) is a young Caucasian woman trapped in a black womanās body. Kelz lives in ā and tries never to leave ā Sandton and is a staunch member of the DA. She often takes issue with her reverse racist dad, while her mother has to remind her that Braai Day is actually called Heritage Day.
With handy tips on how to achieve the white right standard of beauty, how to catch yourself a white guy (āelongate your vowels, get yourself into white spacesā), the best suburbs to live in and how to host the perfect Caucasian shindig, Kelz offers a complete guide for a full Caucasian conversion. She also shares her thoughts on the differences between race groups, the top three political parties, public transport, how to avoid contact with sgebengas and why one should never stray beyond the Line of Caucus.
Coconut Kelzās adoration of all things white has riled up many unsuspecting viewers. Of course the real butt of the joke is the white South Africans whose prejudice and dishonesties are laid bare by this character.
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